President Obama is the worst president in the history of the United States — in the history of the world. The absolute worst. And he’s not even American. Many people say he was born in Kenya — I don’t know, but many people say it. He does look Kenyan. Wore a bone in his nose until he was five, when he snuck into Hawaii. We shoulda had a wall. I love the guy, but the worst president ever. Has a good-looking wife, though. Writes a nice speech. And the daughters — well, they’re no Ivanka. There’s a hot daughter. I’d date her myself, if I weren’t her father. I’ll bet Obama wouldn’t date his daughters. Worst ever. G’night.