Canadians. Why are they even up there? What a bunch of losers, a whole nation of losers, including their Inuits and their mounties and their polar bears. Especially the French ones. Les losers beaucoup. No one even knows who their president is. I know I don’t. Sure, a lot of them are nice people and I love them, but they’re probably sending murderers and rapists across the border, too. We gotta build another wall — a long, long wall. Mexico will pay for it. G’night.